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House of John Player and Clara Clara can no longer make it to the kind man tonight due to bloody van problems. Still got a brilliant gig planned though!

Come along for Ben butler and mousepad, World Peace and now Ultimate thrush!

SCRATCHCARD LUNG have recently recorded a 20-track album with Brendan O'Hare operating the 4-track. Gaz was round the other night and said he wants to set it free to the people. That's what we're going to do...

April 2012
8th Houston at Notsuoh
9th Austin at Skinny's Ballroom with The Bell Riots
10th Lubbock - Venue TBC
11th Albuquerque - Moldspores
12th Flagstaff - Area50Fun w/ Pheel Phree
13th Brea (near Orange County) - http://www.facebook.com/events/414573711891578/
14th Pomona - Nochella Festival
15th LA area TBC
17th San Francisco at Hemlock Tavern
20th San Francisco House show
21st Isla Vista @ Biko house
22nd LA TBC
23rd Phoenix at Trunk Space with The Rebel Set
24th El Paso w/ The Musicianers, venue tbc

Email if you want to help with the LA shows or need more details on other dates..
phat.trophies@gmail.com

This is a video of phat trophies recording a session at jamie grier's new duke of duke studio in the glue factory, glasgow on the 24th march 2012.

smack wizards are setting off on tour tomorrow! we'll be driving to Ramsgate first thing, on the way picking up 100xjelly red tapes from tapeline in manchester. they'll be magnetised with the smack wizards album recorded at green door studio plus a live set recorded outside the sculpture studios by colin stewart, another new track recorded on tape by chris white and another more recent green door session. the artwork will be put together at sea and the new release will be available for tour and in the wsp distro until they run out.

here are the dates.

>>>>HOLLAND
23rd Feb - SUB071, LEIDEN w/ Zea, Space Siren
24th Feb - OCCII, AMSTERDAM w/ Zea, Xavier Charles, Oscar Jan Hoogland, Coma Stereo
25th Feb - Roodkapje, ROTTERDAM w/ Zea, Space Siren

then we'll be getting the ferry back and chilling out in London until...

>>>>>>ENGLAND
29th - Dalston [.], LONDON w/ Hired Muscle, The Sense of Adventure Tape Deck Orchestra
2nd - Fuel Cafe, MANCHESTER w/ Sex Hands, Smack Wizards, Human Hair, Sauna Youth
3rd - Fox & Neut, LEEDS w/ Executive Legs & No Guts

we'll also be taking the GENERATOR with us for some alien nature jams. if anyone knows of a good place to play away from the establishment, particularly on the 1st March, or during the chill out period, let us know and we'll be in touch.

Neighbourhood Gout celebrate the release of their debut 7" record with a mini tour round the UK! The 4 song ep (recorded with Jamie Grier at the Glue Factory in Glasgow) has been pressed onto "crazy style" coloured vinyl (with equally crazy screen printed packaging) and will be available to buy in the winning sperm party online store next week.

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In the walkway under the road, which is under all the motorway bridges around Stow College and the Chinese Supermarket. Good fun gig, no hassle.